Welcome to the Team - Twin Terror

Welcome a noobie to your crazy world. 

Card reads: If you think my staring is creepy, wait til you discover where my twin sister is. 

Inside: Welcome to the madhouse. (You'll fit right in.)

Nerd: In actuality, the physics would require the twin to wear an oxygen mask at that altitude. Therefore I give this joke a one star.

Girl: Therefore you're a dork.

     +A2 size (5x7)

     +90lb off white card stock

     +comes with kraft envelope

Note: Keep an eye out for more in this card set!